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Post by bluemaroon on Dec 7, 2004 22:08:56 GMT 8
Chinese-Filipino names
Born during the night - Andy Lim Born blind - Kenneth Sy Born being swindled - Lino Co Born while cooking - Nilo Toh Born as 10th child - Sam Po Born while being courted - Lily Gaw Born fat - Bob Uy Born little - Kathy Ting Born different - Eva Yan Born with porridge - Lino Gaw Born looking for someone - Allen Sia Born while counterfeiting - Faye King Born during Sunday - Lyn Go Born with malice - Mali Sia Born a mistake - Mali Sia Born angry with someone - Ally Tan Born with a picture - Lara Huan Born with sweets - Ken Dy Born undefined - Sam Ting Born while taking a bath - Lily Go Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go Born while buying - Bill Li Born secretly - Tina Go Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin Born at Lydia's Lechon - Lee Chu Nan Born with allegy - Hah Tsing Born with promiscuity - Pho Ta Tsing Born ugly - Kaw Yan
peace!
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Post by bluemaroon on Dec 7, 2004 22:10:36 GMT 8
This was forwarded to me and it kinda made me realize about some sad things in our present pinoy society especially how we brand people according to their social status....think about it!
di nga ba't totoo....
Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo".
Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay" ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"; Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "kawatan".
Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"; Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad".
Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine". Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng gutom".
Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic". Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba".
Kung ang senorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "kayumanggi". Pero kung isa kang domestic o katulong na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga" o "ulikba" na tsimay.
Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite"; Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "unano" o "jabbar".
Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump"; Kapag mahirap ka at ika'y "mataba", "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba", pagminamalas ka, "baboy".
Kung well-off ka, at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "game" ; Kung mahirap ka ikaw ay "pakawala" o "pam-pam".
Kung mayamang alembong ka ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated"; Pero kung isa kang dukha ang tawag sa iyo ay "malandi" o "alembong".
Kung maypera ka ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"; Pero kung wala kang trabaho ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada".
Health conscious ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain "vegetarian"; Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na " kumakain ng damo."
Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro. Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa kanila ay "walang hiya".
Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood"; Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang".
Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner"; Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gunggong".
Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says, "masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking"; Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom" o "hampaslupa" o "masiba".
Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa PC mo, "okay lang"; Pero kung ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay "nagbubulakbol sa trabaho mo" kaya forward mo na agad ito dahil nasa likod ang boss mo!
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Post by tiramisu on Dec 8, 2004 15:51:33 GMT 8
Hahahaha. Bluemaroon, funny yung una ;D, pero yung pangalawa, sad nga.
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Post by coolio on Dec 13, 2004 18:11:20 GMT 8
STEWARD : sir,are you done? PASSENGER : no,i'm Joe. STEWARD : i mean are you Finished? PASSENGER : no i'm a Filipino STEWARD : i mean are you through? PASSENGER : what do you think of me false?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D
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Post by freedom on Apr 28, 2005 20:45:28 GMT 8
Chinese-Filipino names Born during the night - Andy Lim Born blind - Kenneth Sy Born being swindled - Lino Co Born while cooking - Nilo Toh Born as 10th child - Sam Po Born while being courted - Lily Gaw Born fat - Bob Uy Born little - Kathy Ting Born different - Eva Yan Born with porridge - Lino Gaw Born looking for someone - Allen Sia Born while counterfeiting - Faye King Born during Sunday - Lyn Go Born with malice - Mali Sia Born a mistake - Mali Sia Born angry with someone - Ally Tan Born with a picture - Lara Huan Born with sweets - Ken Dy Born undefined - Sam Ting Born while taking a bath - Lily Go Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go Born while buying - Bill Li Born secretly - Tina Go Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin Born at Lydia's Lechon - Lee Chu Nan Born with allegy - Hah Tsing Born with promiscuity - Pho Ta Tsing Born ugly - Kaw Yan peace! TEXT [glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow][glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow]
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Post by redmaLdita on Apr 29, 2005 16:26:56 GMT 8
whehehe... oel, natuwa naman akoh... ei c mr. murillo ba un....?! he's so.. uuurrggh! funny nlang.. ;D
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Post by tiramisu on Apr 29, 2005 20:00:26 GMT 8
in fairness...cute siya haha peace!
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Post by redmaLdita on Apr 30, 2005 12:38:28 GMT 8
oo nga cute cia... bagay sa kanya yellow..... whejejeje.... ;D mei placard pah...... waaa! patay tau jan.. bro bear ket alah kpa...? dba sbe koh seu khapon...
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Post by harley barrozo on Apr 30, 2005 13:01:46 GMT 8
ala bang magawa sa mundO?
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Post by lilredmaLdita on May 2, 2005 16:19:51 GMT 8
oo talgang alang magawa sa mundo... wwwaaaa! nasasad akoh... bdtp tlgah...
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Post by lilredmaLdita on May 5, 2005 17:10:30 GMT 8
hai..... hmmmm...... hhhmmmmmmmm........ hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm....... mei 3 bear sa loob ng isang classrum.... c papa bear c bro bear at c gummy bear.... c papa bear ay masungit... c bro bear ay suplado.... c gummy bear ay napaka bait.... ;D tignan nu.. tignan nu.. ang saya nila.... ala lang.. nikantahan koh lang poh keu.... whejejeje... alah nah kce nagpopost.... keia tloy nasasad koh.... mwahugz... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jesuscrisis on May 5, 2005 22:02:53 GMT 8
he he he..paano nmn kc nagyaya ung two bears for lunch kina gummy bear...e ayaw nya kaya nagsusungit.....bwa hahaha!
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Post by lilredmaLdita on May 12, 2005 18:05:10 GMT 8
sa pilitan daw bah nman kce....
hai nakoh....
eh pati kya si sir.......
magmenopose daw bah......
ang taray ng lolo moh..............
hhhhhhmmmmmm......... san ka pa......?!
whejejeje.....
opinion lang poh alang magagalit......... ;D
mayb pressurd lang si sir.....
peu his nice talaga....
promoise....... ;D ;D ;D
oh sobrang build up nah yan hah ;D ;D ;D
peu mei rumor nah masungit daw si sir derrick...
di nga bah...?! peace....
wwwaaaaaaa....... patay tau jan.......
whejejeje.......
;D ;D ;D mmmmwwaaaahhhhhuuuuugggggzzzzzz....
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Post by lilredmaLdita on May 13, 2005 18:01:13 GMT 8
nkakatuwa tlga un dbate knina... ;D ;D ;D
very interstng.....
hai.....
cnxa nah sa npahiya koh kanina, di sadya promise...... whejejeje... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jesuscrisis on May 13, 2005 20:18:36 GMT 8
ows sadya nya yun... sya pa...
he he he
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